squid-ink-personal:

squid-ink-personal:

“You can’t consume problematic media!”

Maybe YOU can’t. I, on the other hand, have critical thinking skills and a lot of spite

I am also incredibly sexy

(via glassantler)

greelin:

greelin:

love will always find you. Both threat AND promise

“but i don’t feel like i deserve it.” boo hoo. too fucking bad. Get loved idiot

(via mhaccunoval)

basedandfatpilled:

(via stewy)

preacherboyd:

House M.D. | 5x02 Not Cancer

(via mhaccunoval)

preacherboyd:

Love will make you do wrong.
House M.D. | 2x15 Clueless

(via mhaccunoval)

evilwizard:

me: so what job experience do you guys bring to the team

guard one: well, we have a lot of experience with breakdancing—

guard two: no we absolutely do not. but we did guard these two doors for a bit

guard one: i killed jfk

guard two: he didn’t

(via rizbackpack)

williamfbuckley:

romcom poll <3

who’s afraid of virginia woolf

phantom thread

rebecca

gone girl

the duke of burgundy

rope

butch cassidy and the sundance kid

thoroughbreds

sweet smell of success

whiplash

(via takemetosynagogue)

allthatdivides:

god he’s so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)

(via mhaccunoval)

sensoryserenity:

Common Rain Frog | tobi77923 on Instagram

x - x
x - x

(via mhaccunoval)

bananahomo:

bananahomo:

obsessed with my partners cishet friend because he is literally only friends with transmascs. don’t call yourself a cis ally unless 90% of your circle is trans

fellas you are never going to believe what happened to her

(via starlightomatic)

stewy:

i literally cannot watch the kenrava fight from tailgate like that’s not cute [dreamy voice] divorce that’s [disgust contempt realistic] divorce and i think he should die and she should get her children away from him

sketiana:

an amoeba can cry if it tries really heard. and its smile can come so easily

(via mhaccunoval)

(via when-did-this-become-difficult)

iphisesque:

life sucks but at least we can sexualize the horrors

(via stsebastiens)

suede-self-titled-album:

before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

• are you SEXUALIZING that old man?
• does that old man TURN you ON?
• POST.

(via mhaccunoval)

mias-back-from-the-dead:

professional-chaotic-dumbass:

fetus-cakes:

alatar-and-pallando:

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”

“we’re sending in the least threatening among us”

the transition from “WE’re sending in the least threatening among us, in a fluffy cardigan” to I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan"

sure is something

(via starlightomatic)